I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. And here I am, before you, to tempt your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons have driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts.

Ahhh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them), the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes.

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